I'd Save You From The Zombies But I'm Too Busy Not Caring

Pt.1

Emergency News Broadcast:

June 21st, 2008 at 2:15pm, chaos was declared in the small island of Puerto Rico. An unknown virus has stricken the island taking over the human nervous system and turning them into primal, carnivorous beings. Once bitten by one infected, the virus will rapidly course through the blood straight to the brain and this cannot be reversed. The only way to "disarm" the infected... Is by destroying the brain. With nowhere to run to but sea, there is little hope for the citizens of Puerto Rico.

/end broadcast/

-"Close the doors! Close the fuckin' doors!", cried Geenah; a 19 year old girl desperately trying to keep the infected from entering her house. "Shh, shh. You hear that?" She motioned her family to remain quiet while she made out the strange noises coming from the outside. Suddenly, she hears a thud, like a body falling from her roof. Then, her dogs barking furiously and yelps. Silence. One had found a way into her house and ate her dogs.

Geenah - "Fuck! Fuck! They can climb through the roof. How in the Hell...? Great. Motherfucker. The kitchen door won't hold 'em. Hell, he can just put his hand through that useless window door and just open it."
Lucy - "What do we do?" Asked her mom in a tone of despair.
Geenah - "We... We have to kill it."
Ariel - "Are you fucking insane? And have that brain-dead fuck bite us so we turn into that blood-sucking... thing?" Yelled her older cousin at her.
Geenah - "It's not a vampire, idiot. And what do you suggest? Just let it bang the door till all the others wandering the street decide to join the party? I don't know if you noticed, but half the neighborhood is infected."
Ariel - "Ah, Fuck."
Lucy - "Could both of you pleasing stop swearing so damn much? It's bad enough we're trapped in a house surrounded by zombies, but I also have to deal with your grandmother, who's in the room about to go into cardiac arrest. So, your yelling, not helping the situation. AT ALL!"

As Ariel sighed, Geenah pondered for a second and then curiously turned to him and asked: "Can we call them zombies?"
Ariel - "You are such a retard."
Geenah - "Shut up. Um... We should... Stab it in the head. That's all we fucking got in here; kitchen knives."
Ariel - "Are YOU gonna do it? I sure as hell am not. Mm mm, and have that nasty bitch bite off my beautiful face? Nope, don't think so."
Geenah - "GAY! Ughh, fine you pussy. Just open the door slightly and when that infected loser comes in, I just fucking stab it in the head. I mean, there's only one in here and if we get rid of it we can lock the gate to the terrace so no more of those fuckers get in."

As he did just what she told him too, Geenah took the biggest kicthen knife in the house and sliced the head of their infected neighbor. As blood covered their kitchen floor, Geenah smiled realizing she liked killing that zombie more than she thought she would.